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Why Christians Are Annoying

Saturday, November 7th, 2009

Christians

The short answer to this is that we stand out on the street with huge blow horns and pamphlets and tell you you’re going to Hell.

That’s pretty annoying, I’d agree. And in my opinion, it’s not exactly the most effective way to get through to people. But that’s besides the point. Why are they doing this? Why does my Christian friend want to talk to me about Jesus randomly? It’s super annoying. There are two reasons. One is the right reason, and one is the wrong reason. Here’s the wrong reason they do it:

Bragging rights

You don’t have to be a Christian to be able to imagine that we feel pretty good about ourselves when we convert someone. It’s like Legolas and Gimli in that scene in Lord of the Rings where they’re competing against each other for who can kill more enemies. It’s all about the pride. And pride, according to Christian teachers, is the worst sin of them all. You may think that doesn’t make sense, which is understandable since there’s also murder, rape and terrible sins like that. But when you consider that pride was the reason for the fall of Satan, and consequently, the fall of man, it becomes more of a big deal. Pride is actually the root of all evil. Again, that’s besides the point. As a general rule of thumb, when you see a Christian doing or saying something that you know would contradict the Bible (sometimes it’s more obvious, and sometimes not), you can immediately stop taking them seriously, and regard them as a bad Christian example. That’s not to say that you should believe that Christianity itself is corrupt. If a coach was to teach a child the proper way to shoot a basketball, and that child continued to use improper technique when practicing, you wouldn’t think the coach’s a bad teacher. You would say that the child’s a bad student.

Here’s the right reason:

Compassion

It’s hard to make sense of that. If I was the one walking down the street and someone was yelling in my ear that I was going to Hell, compassion would not be the first motive that I would attribute them with. But let’s pretend that is their reason. Imagine they’re doing this because they have compassion, even if they are going about it the wrong way. If they have compassion, they’re doing this because they really care about you, and what’s going to happen to you when you die. Try to understand that Christians believe in Heaven and Hell like we believe that 1+1=2. And we know that both places last for eternity. Think about eternity for a bit. It lasts absolutely forever. Not a lifetime, or a thousand years. They really are forever. And speaking from experience, one of the things that causes a Christian the most grief, is the fear that some of our favorite people in the world will go to Hell. Now, this subject is really unpopular and generally just makes people angry, but I’m just trying to help you grasp the way a Christian thinks. If a Christian has good motives, the reason he/she is trying to convert you could very well be because the thought of you going to Hell makes them lose sleep. Here’s an illustration of it that I remember hearing. Imagine you’re driving in a blizzard and you can hardly see anything. All of the sudden, you see a huge car pile-up in the middle of the road and you barely stop in time. So you pull over and right when you’re about to call for help, another car comes crashing into it right before your eyes. You realize you have to try to warn people so you go up the road a bit and start waving madly to get people to stop. Of course, all they do is give you a weird look, or the finger, and keep driving. You can hear car after car hitting the wreck and there’s nothing you can do about it because no one’s stopping. Dang…

So hopefully that gives you an idea of the reasons some Christians insist on irritating everyone with their bad evangelism methods. But, it should also increase your patience with these situations. If you have a Christian friend who ever tries to talk to you about what they believe, please don’t assume they’re doing it for credit. Chances are that if they’re trying tell you about God or Jesus, that you’re one of their favorite people in the world. If you’re not interested in hearing what they have to say, try to break it to them tactfully and tell them you’re not interested. But don’t get super annoyed and blow them off because it probably took a ton of courage to even attempt talking to you about it.