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Failure

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

I’m so done.

I can see myself trying again, but for now, I’m definitely canceling this experiment. Here’s why:

1. You need to be committed to it.
A lot of my friends who heard me talking about doing this would probably argue that I was committed to it, but I really wasn’t. One of the conditions of this experiment (by my parents) was for it not to interfere with my priorities. So from the get go, it was never on the top of my list of priorities. Piano was. I have a piano exam coming up which is more important. And I can confidently estimate that anyone who’s ever tried this sleep schedule would agree that if, for the adaptation process, it isn’t your sole purpose in life to succeed, then you probably won’t. I thought it sounded hard from the beginning, but until you try it, you’ll never know how ridiculous it really is.

2. It’s absolutely ridiculous.
Unless your family is made up of clones of Steve Pavlina, you’ll hardly get any support. And if you think support isn’t a problem, then you’ll find out if you try it. During the times where you’re second guessing your motives for depriving yourself of sleep like crazy, there will be no one but you to say, “Come on man, you can make it. Think of all that extra time you’ll have.” Heck no. All you’ll hear is, “I don’t like this…” or “You’re hurting yourself,” or “This is a bad idea.” And if you oversleep, no one’s going to care enough to wake you up.

3. No one cared enough to wake me up.
The main reason I failed at this experiment is from oversleeping. In the adaptation process, the only way to make it work is to miss out so much on the REM sleep stage that eventually when you lie down for your 20 minute naps, your body goes almost immediately into it because it needs it so much. So what happens when you oversleep is that you accidentally nap long enough to get REM sleep, and therefore your body doesn’t need it as much anymore and your chances of adapting successfully either decrease, or the time it takes to successfully adapt increases. I overslept so much during this. One time it was something to do with my alarm clock. The second time it had something to do with me being so tired that I think I went to bed without even noticing it. Another time it was because I wasn’t stimulated enough to stay up watching a movie. But whatever the reason is, if you oversleep, you screw yourself over. Like I said in previous posts, my most successful nights were nights I spent with friends. Friends are great. Friends aren’t required to care about anything you don’t care about. A good example of this is financial status. Think about it. When’s the last time you went shopping with a friend and when you went to buy something they said, “I don’t know if you should spend so much money on that shirt that looks amazing on you.” It doesn’t happen. When you sit down to play poker with friends, no one says, “Alright, so is everyone here financially prepared for the outcome of this game?” It’s because they’re friends. When you want to do something, they’re not going to tell you that you shouldn’t. Parents, on the other hand, will. And that’s why when I overslept, no one came and woke me up. But when I stayed with a friend, they helped me through it because it was something that I wanted to do, not because they thought it was good for my health. So if I ever try this again, this is my plan. I will have at least a seven day schedule. At all times, there will be a friend present with me. Day and night, someone will be stopping me from sleeping when I shouldn’t. And that way, I won’t ruin the project by oversleeping. Maybe in the summer…

So I’m sorry Alisa.
And I hope you’ll all keep reading my blog anyway, because I still plan to post other strange projects on here, but for now, I have to admit defeat. Like I said: I might try it again, and hopefully I’ll be better prepared.

I regret nothing by the way. I’m not sure I’ve ever had so much fun on the winter break. ‘Cause really, I pulled like four all-nighters without even having to hide it from my parents.

Sorry to anyone I disappointed… I feel weak.

End of day 4 and 5

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Okay… This is the end of day 4.

This morning followed the night where I was at my sister’s fiance’s house. As I was saying in the previous post, it was extremely helpful to have someone there to make sure you don’t fall asleep and therefore, that morning was really successful. And even for the rest of the day I was doing fine in terms of fatigue. There’s really not much to say about the day other than that.

This is the end of day 5…

I suck. I feel so… weak. As soon as I have to stay up all night by myself, I can’t do it. In the previous post I gave you a list of things to help you stay up and I stand by that. Now, here’s something NOT to do to stay up:

Watch a movie. Don’t watch a movie. Just don’t. I was watching Oceans 11 during the 4:00 to 8:00 period of half hell and this is what happens: you start watching and you’re okay. Slowly you get tired and eventually your head falls forward. You immediately react and snap it back up. “Stay awake,” you tell yourself, as if that’s going to do anything. This happens more and more, until finally, the nod wins and you wake up an hour later and say, “Aw crap… I did it again.” So seriously, movies are not the way to go unless of course there’s a friend there to wake you up every time you fall asleep.

That’s all I got for that…

So, I’m about to start day 6, and here’s what I’ve done. I’m with a friend tonight. He’ll help keep me awake. Tomorrow night, I have another friend over. He will also keep me awake. The next day, I have a spot open. So… I know how popular this blog is and how everyone reads it ’cause they’re so interested in what I’m doing, so just give me a call or an email if you’re a party person that likes to stay up all night. Sometime this week I have another friend who’s wanting to stay up as well. And yet another who’s up for a Game Cube party! Otherwise, this is my back-up plan. I will play my organ. All night. No matter how uninspired I feel. I will succeed at this, and when I do, even if my last blog entry is “End of day 4 598″ before I can actually say I’ve adapted and recovered, everyone will have a good idea of how long it took an average 17-year-old to do it. And you’ll also have Steve Pavlina.

Go Steve!

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End of day 3

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

I slept in again…

It’s that stupid 4:00 to 8:00 AM stretch that keeps getting me. Except I don’t even know how it happened. I don’t remember going to bed. I must have been so out of it that I can’t recall anything. I was really discouraged when it happened and almost wanted to give up. But I hate being defeated, so I refuse to stop. But if you’re reading this because you’re thinking of trying it yourself, this will be a good thing for you. I want to offer a realistic testimony to this experiment, so here’s what I suggest: (more…)

End of Day 2

Friday, December 26th, 2008

In terms of actually doing stuff right, day 2 went a lot better than day 1. I didn’t oversleep or anything. Unfortunately, my nap times in the evening were sketchy in terms of quality because I had to go visit family in Edmonton. Normally, I take my naps twenty minutes before 4:00, 8:00 and 12:00 so I can wake up on the hour. But since we had to pick up my mom from work at 4:00 PM, I had my nap slightly earlier. Surprisingly, I’m still not falling right to sleep. I thought I would be sleep deprived enough by now to be able to sleep almost immediately, but I guess not… (more…)

End of Day 1

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

It’s hard to state the exact time of day when this experiment began. You could say it began as soon as I woke up from my last monophasic sleep, but I think it started the first time I attempted to nap, which makes it 12:00 AM on Christmas Eve. I failed. I couldn’t fall asleep. But it didn’t matter. (more…)

Explication

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Okay, so this blog is going to mainly be logging my experience with polyphasic sleep, so I’ll try to make this first post good in the unrealistic hope that some of you will bookmark this and lookout for my next posts. So here we go!

Polyphasic sleep is any sleep pattern where the total amount of sleep is divided into more than one session of slumber throughout the day. There are a whole bunch of different types of polyphasic sleep patterns: biphasic, triphasic, ect…, and also the everyman schedule. (more…)